terrible decisions
If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
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cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
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people who have the same name as me are competition
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i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information
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today i went to the night market on fairmount and sweet jesus i had the most amazing dinner
bbq brisket tacos with pickled jalapenos and crispy shallots (and a lime soda) and then a pina colada IN A PINEAPPLE (pineapple not pictured)
it was pretty friggin’ great
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unnecessary sex scenes in movies
unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows
unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic
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last night was an awful adventure in which an exciting trip to find beer batter ingredients turned into a smoke-filled apartment and me cowering by the window trying to not cry (because of smoke in my eyes) (also because of panic) and then feeling awful because internet creeps
today is me curled up on the couch in pain while crying over wells fargo commercials and watching sandra lee overbeat whipped cream
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I’M TRYING TO WATCH A FOREIGN MOVIE ON NETFLIX BUT THE ONLY SUBTITLE IS “[SKATEBOARD SOUND]” AND IT WON’T GO AWAY
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she is without a doubt the finest and most gifted bowman i’ve ever met but she’s like nine years old and spoiled rotten.
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