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terrible decisions

moosey, 21, gourmand. enjoys stationery, comics, scarves, baking, and exceptionally horrible puns. [music tag] [hipster side blog]
Apr 28 '12

oh my GOD

I was puttering around in cloud view of my family’s kindle account and I ran into a bunch of LADY ROMANCE STORIES that I guess my mom downloaded???

Anyway I looked into a few out of curiosity and oh my god they’re fucking TERRIBLE
look mom if you want I can point you in the direction of at least semi-non-terrible romance novels, please just never read anything by an author who uses the phrase “moist labia” without trying to be campy ever again oh my god

3 notes Tags: MOIST LABIA I nominate Discovering Sophia for worst sex writing ever jesus fucking christ

  1. jeormormont said: SANDRA HILL ROUGH AND READY YES reddit.com/r/pics/comments/gnpgs/he_had_a_dick_attack/
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