moosey, 21, gourmand. enjoys stationery, comics, scarves, baking, and exceptionally horrible puns. [music tag] [hipster side blog]Tumblr (3.0; @eisencorgi)http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/<p>fuck yes we&#8217;re having breakfast on the lake tomorrow</p>http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51360992501http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51360992501Sun, 26 May 2013 00:55:10 -0400BOAT ACTIVITIES ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF ACTIVITIES<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vampirevvekend.tumblr.com/post/48814225538/fifty-year-old-male-health-teacher-voice-the">vampirevvekend</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*fifty year old male health teacher voice* <strong><em>THE CLITORIS </em></strong></p> </blockquote>http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51354992277http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51354992277Sat, 25 May 2013 23:26:22 -0400WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/de17022290301463d6ee63e21a74cce4/tumblr_mnd8b6GAXl1rcu6aoo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e7dc7c057e904ad4341867f3361ddbda/tumblr_mnd8b6GAXl1rcu6aoo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a121d2f393185a0d78dba80339b0843a/tumblr_mnd8b6GAXl1rcu6aoo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51354310543http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51354310543Sat, 25 May 2013 23:16:45 -0400AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOH MY GOD<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f97a6e7176d2c3dd94deca5c1ae65a82/tumblr_mlb98pkBHm1rgr4l6o1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6c526b1fcf4d978bd7d72f14cf4ec049/tumblr_mlb98pkBHm1rgr4l6o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9f6facaf3740437c67e60707a11147be/tumblr_mlb98pkBHm1rgr4l6o3_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aa7906583d0a50e9f145b7b49f554cac/tumblr_mlb98pkBHm1rgr4l6o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eee0fe98ead0d3fdbc025ac94cb37799/tumblr_mlb98pkBHm1rgr4l6o5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fdf92fba0cf0b3a7b4965104f62f17fc/tumblr_mlb98pkBHm1rgr4l6o6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51339450178http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51339450178Sat, 25 May 2013 19:30:31 -0400GIVE IT TO ME<p>Welp, my uncle is home from the hospital. He&#8217;s officially lost thirty percent of his leg from the accident&#8212;he was on a motorcycle and was hit by a kid in an SUV who was texting. The kid walked away without a scratch. Meanwhile, my uncle is getting fitted for a prosthesis next week.</p> <p>The moral of the story is threefold: One: always watch for motorcycles. Two: there is a teenager out there who deserves several swift repeated kicks in the balls on top of the lawsuit and potentially suspended license. Three: DON&#8217;T FUCKING TEXT AND DRIVE.</p>http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51338934234http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51338934234Sat, 25 May 2013 19:22:24 -0400i'm incredibly glad he's alivebut also I am so fucking angry at this kid like holy shitI HOPE YOUR LIFE IS TERRIBLE ASSHOLEme: exit tumblr, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check tumblrhttp://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51321365746http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51321365746Sat, 25 May 2013 15:03:22 -0400about me<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9sv3hZY2x1qbkr3ao1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9sv3hZY2x1qbkr3ao2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9sv3hZY2x1qbkr3ao3_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51281890883http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51281890883Sat, 25 May 2013 01:10:00 -0400KURTWAGGONERLET ME MAKE YOU CHOCOLATES<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/777cbddacf63dd96cefae4eacd8bfbf2/tumblr_mnbwkcF1QH1ro5urgo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/822f8364223d40ecc9b802c8c3b0b35f/tumblr_mnbwkcF1QH1ro5urgo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ae8985c8d8d868d70e61c87f9477158b/tumblr_mnbwkcF1QH1ro5urgo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/abd7beafaa54496c0b462519b825a901/tumblr_mnbwkcF1QH1ro5urgo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51280939955http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51280939955Sat, 25 May 2013 00:53:44 -0400you're the worst<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf1d365958cba8e8b56ad60c58079ed5/tumblr_mmjvx2c75o1qk7hbto1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ea507f0cc02f651a57d27b1dad6f8586/tumblr_mmjvx2c75o1qk7hbto2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51280900887http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51280900887Sat, 25 May 2013 00:53:03 -0400OH MY GOD<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cad810213bac39e1250ce9ffc0d582ad/tumblr_ml9ws1QCsp1qcj1f7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lord-kitschener.tumblr.com/post/48491641485/batreaux-deploy-deploy-deploy-tactical-corgis">lord-kitschener</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://batreaux.tumblr.com/post/48249715742/deploy-deploy-deploy">batreaux</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>DEPLOY DEPLOY DEPLOY</p> </blockquote> <p><em>Tactical Corgis</em></p> </blockquote>http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51259140929http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51259140929Fri, 24 May 2013 19:30:07 -0400i want a fleet of corgis<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b59caa3574dc82a2a610acb7565f359b/tumblr_mkfbsbdtxs1qlwc89o1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea783e3491d53cc6f5b507f27d73af1d/tumblr_mkfbsbdtxs1qlwc89o2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/43f3c61284d48b35d6adc451660ef075/tumblr_mkfbsbdtxs1qlwc89o4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/773061a030ab8fca6f8efce90dc383d6/tumblr_mkfbsbdtxs1qlwc89o6_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7a9d8a3c220efa6df667c14b765b5deb/tumblr_mkfbsbdtxs1qlwc89o5_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/84be04db9938b899150e61e227cf79aa/tumblr_mkfbsbdtxs1qlwc89o3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/54ab48fdac0c9ab00a044ff5c85b950b/tumblr_mkfbsbdtxs1qlwc89o8_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/026318adb3690f5d4c82e01b3b55cf6b/tumblr_mkfbsbdtxs1qlwc89o7_250.png"/><br/> <br/>http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51182936584http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51182936584Thu, 23 May 2013 19:30:33 -0400did we punch up the yellows on these or WHATgod DAMN<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/490cd5f840b3dd100840252b94dd4169/tumblr_mn9fjtZhEH1qz7ymyo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/edd37e9a6bb8f3cb0df2d11f13c5175e/tumblr_mn9fjtZhEH1qz7ymyo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.photojojo.com/post/51155619858/harsh-flash-be-gone-consider-it-donzo-with-a">photojojo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Harsh flash be gone!</span></p> <p>Consider it donzo, with a little help from <a href="http://photojojo.com/store/awesomeness/pop-up-flash-bounce/tumblr%20">The Deluxe Pop-Up Flash Bounce</a>.</p> <p><span>This gizmo uses mirrors (and just a bit of magic) to bounce your DSLR’s overly eager flash off of a nearby ceiling or wall, creating softer more even light.</span></p> <p><strong><a href="http://photojojo.com/store/awesomeness/pop-up-flash-bounce/tumblr%20">The Deluxe Pop-Up Flash Bounce</a></strong></p> </blockquote>http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51157838852http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51157838852Thu, 23 May 2013 13:21:55 -0400I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT IT SEEMS LIKE A THING I SHOULD WANT<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c71f477a376ae581ba96bd1cab725958/tumblr_mn88ohHybe1qb5h39o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>this is a CLASSY party</p>http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51112957539http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51112957539Wed, 22 May 2013 21:12:00 -0400CLASSY LIKE BERNARD ohoho<p>pandora has decided that tonight is late nineties/early aughts acoustic-led alt rock night</p> <p>IT IS BASICALLY SUMMERTIME NOW</p>http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51108143014http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51108143014Wed, 22 May 2013 20:09:06 -0400if I could blend this with classic rock hits I would play this in my house basically all of the timeI WANNA GO SWIMMING IT IS SUMMER LET'S GO BOATING YEAH<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/493e119d69d0ed5bb18492d6bef847f2/tumblr_mn85ajDV4Q1qb5h39o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i’m hanging out by a window for once</p>http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51107404647http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51107404647Wed, 22 May 2013 19:59:07 -0400my pretty city<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tedston.tumblr.com/post/31138061668/im-too-folk-rock-for-this">tedston</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i’m too folk-rock for this</p> </blockquote>http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51105256894http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51105256894Wed, 22 May 2013 19:30:16 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://boyhands.tumblr.com/post/49271420352/i-want-to-start-a-girl-gang-but-not-the-cute">boyhands</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i want to start a girl gang but not the cute rookie kind i mean like a real mob-type gang where we put hits on powerful men and fix sports games and run a black market of sex toys and stolen valentino dresses</p> </blockquote>http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51072635386http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51072635386Wed, 22 May 2013 11:10:40 -0400FINALLY I CAN REALIZE MY JERSEY DREAMS OF BEING A MOB WIFE<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/41d7f9b1a283b39752a0134fdf701352/tumblr_mn6a3nPqDZ1qhq2xxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51050112969http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51050112969Wed, 22 May 2013 00:54:23 -0400MIGHT GO TO AC ON MONDAY????beach beach beach YEAH<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/49dbcc055ca1653eaa611a575248b4d6/tumblr_mn6ajrO7Rv1qbqh5xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bakeddd.tumblr.com/post/51030670665/arrested-development-chocolate-covered-frozen">bakeddd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>arrested development chocolate-covered frozen bananas</strong></p> <ul><li><a href="http://carpeseason.com/arrested-development-chocolate-covered-frozen-bananas/">click here for recipe</a></li> </ul></blockquote>http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51049656208http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51049656208Wed, 22 May 2013 00:46:15 -0400OMG GOOD<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ccb2d95ac6d4d8cfef4f069c74511cea/tumblr_mn036x7lmU1rpq7fzo4_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b9ec1aeaab5e0011af0d7209480fa1f/tumblr_mn036x7lmU1rpq7fzo5_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7c31c125acb75a9bdd7fcb0c94dcf988/tumblr_mn036x7lmU1rpq7fzo6_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buttlid.tumblr.com/post/50947954509/kymherz-ippinka-try-out-a-cool-way-to">buttlid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kymherz.tumblr.com/post/50931979698/ippinka-try-out-a-cool-way-to-separate-egg">kymherz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.ippinka.com/post/50767486038/try-out-a-cool-way-to-separate-egg-yolks-from-egg">ippinka</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Try out a cool way to <a href="http://www.ippinka.com/blog/life-tips-of-the-week-2/">separate egg yolks from egg whites</a>!</p> </blockquote> <p>this is genius.</p> </blockquote> <p>this is actually lifechanging</p> </blockquote> <p>if you genuinely have enough trouble separating egg yolks that this seems like a great solution</p><p>we need to talk</p>http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51049047594http://eisencorgi.tumblr.com/post/51049047594Wed, 22 May 2013 00:35:50 -0400USE YOUR HANDS IT IS NOT HARDCRACK THE EGG INTO YOUR HAND LET THE WHITE SLIDE OFF OH LOOK YOU'RE DONE